The Constitution of Pink State SECTION I § 1 Pink State is a state of mind. § 2 The Pinkme is sovereign head of state. § 3 The legislative power rests with the Pinkme and the people. § 4 Freedom of faith is the accepted state religion in Pink State and is supported as such by the state. SECTION II   § 5 As a citizen of Pink State you are required to be good to yourself § 6 As a citizen of Pink State you are required to be good to others § 7 As a citizen of Pink State you are required to be good to nature SECTION III   § 8 The passing of a new law requires only the Pinkme¹s endorsement. § 9 The Pinkme may on behalf of the people put forward suggestions for laws and other decisions. § 10 A law proposal endorsed by the people becomes effective 43 hours at the latest after it has received the Pinkme´s assent.   § 11 The Pinkme orders the proclamation of a law and sees that it is carried out.   § 12 The Pinkme can reprieve and grant amnesty.   § 13 Decisions regarding the appointment of public officials rest with the Pinkme. § 14 Public officials appointed by the Pinkme give an informal assurance that they will uphold the constitution. § 15 Everyone who believes in the Constitution of Pink State has the right to citizenship with the Pinkme´s approval. SECTION IV   § 16 Pink State has no constitutional religion.  § 17 Citizens have the right to be a member of society without worshipping a God.  § 18 No one is obliged to make personal financial contributions to any God.   SECTION V   § 19 Your personal freedom is inviolable. § 20 Anyone is entitled in print, writing or speech, to make public his/her thoughts.  § 21 Associations, who seem or seek to achieve their goals through violence, incitement to violence or similar criminal harassment of those of other philosophies, will be abolished by Pinkme.   § 22 Citizens, without prior consent from the Pinkme, have the right to peaceable assembly.  § 23 All weapons are forbidden.  § 24 Pink State has no army, navy or airforce. SECTION VI   § 25 i You may have other gods than the others and me.  § 25 ii You may take your own God¹s name in vain, but not others and not mine.  § 25 iii You do not have to respect the day of rest.  § 25 iv You must honour the person you believe deserves it.  § 25 v You may not kill.  § 25 vi You may break a marriage in a friendly way.  § 25 vii You may steal back anything that has been stolen from you.  § 25 viii You may report anyone who has spoken against humanism.  § 25 ix You may covet your neighbour¹s house. § 25 x You may covet your neighbour¹s wife, servants or animals or anything which belongs to your neighbour. SECTION VII  § 26 This Constitutional Act shall come into operation at once.

The Constitution of Pink State

SECTION I

§ 1 Pink State is a state of mind.

§ 2 The Pinkme is sovereign head of state.

§ 3 The legislative power rests with the Pinkme and the people.

§ 4 Freedom of faith is the accepted state religion in Pink State and is supported as such by the state.

SECTION II

§ 5 As a citizen of Pink State you are required to be good to yourself

§ 6 As a citizen of Pink State you are required to be good to others

§ 7 As a citizen of Pink State you are required to be good to nature

SECTION III

§ 8 The passing of a new law requires only the Pinkme¹s endorsement.

§ 9 The Pinkme may on behalf of the people put forward suggestions for laws and other decisions.

§ 10 A law proposal endorsed by the people becomes effective 43 hours at the latest after it has received the Pinkme´s assent.

§ 11 The Pinkme orders the proclamation of a law and sees that it is carried out.

§ 12 The Pinkme can reprieve and grant amnesty.

§ 13 Decisions regarding the appointment of public officials rest with the Pinkme.

§ 14 Public officials appointed by the Pinkme give an informal assurance that they will uphold the constitution.

§ 15 Everyone who believes in the Constitution of Pink State has the right to citizenship with the Pinkme´s approval.

SECTION IV

§ 16 Pink State has no constitutional religion.

§ 17 Citizens have the right to be a member of society without worshipping a God.

§ 18 No one is obliged to make personal financial contributions to any God.

SECTION V

§ 19 Your personal freedom is inviolable.

§ 20 Anyone is entitled in print, writing or speech, to make public his/her thoughts.

§ 21 Associations, who seem or seek to achieve their goals through violence, incitement to violence or similar criminal harassment of those of other philosophies, will be abolished by Pinkme.

§ 22 Citizens, without prior consent from the Pinkme, have the right to peaceable assembly.

§ 23 All weapons are forbidden.

§ 24 Pink State has no army, navy or airforce.

SECTION VI

§ 25 i You may have other gods than the others and me.

§ 25 ii You may take your own God¹s name in vain, but not others and not mine.

§ 25 iii You do not have to respect the day of rest.

§ 25 iv You must honour the person you believe deserves it.

§ 25 v You may not kill.

§ 25 vi You may break a marriage in a friendly way.

§ 25 vii You may steal back anything that has been stolen from you.

§ 25 viii You may report anyone who has spoken against humanism.

§ 25 ix You may covet your neighbour¹s house.

§ 25 x You may covet your neighbour¹s wife, servants or animals or anything which belongs to your neighbour.

SECTION VII

§ 26 This Constitutional Act shall come into operation at once.